jokes sms of the day

	Techer: Dunya kay 1st insan ki nationalty kya thi? Pappu: Pakistani Woh kaise? Pappu: Us k pas na ghr tha, na aata, na bijili thi aur phir bhi wo zinda tha
	Wife: Tm raat ko sotay howe mjhe gaalia de rahe thay. Husband: Tmhe galat fehmi howi hy Wife:Kya galat fehmi howi hy Husband: Yehi k main so raha tha
	Aik sikh ne Dubai se apni maa ko apni picture bheji. Tasveer khenchte hoe ghadhy ki b foto aa gae. Sikh ne likha, Bebe foto peji ae, Ae khabby paasy main aan!..
	aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum kis din paida howay? Dosra pagal: itwar ko. Pahla pagal: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho itwar ko to chuti hoti ha.:-) )-( jokes
	Urdu & Punjabi k baad ab Faraz Hindi me Chintit hon main k is prem me kitni durghatna hai Faraz. Is chinta ki vivastha mein main to suargvasi ho chala.
	A bird was disturbing a sardar all the time, finally sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly.He took it to the top of a building and dropped it. jokes
	potta Dada sy:Dada me apni girl friend ko kya dun? Dada:wo dikhnay me kaisi he? potta:boht khoobsurat hai. Dada:to phir us ko mera number de do.
	Pathan Molana ko mar rha tha Kisi ne pucha isko Q mar rahe ho? Pathan:Ye khbees kehta hai tmam musalman Jannat k mazey lenge. JANNAT humara Biwi ka naam hai.
	1 Charsi Riksha mein Baithte hue bola: "Tower Chalo" Rikshe Wala:Tm Tower pe hi Khare Ho Charsi:Ye Lo 50 Rupay aur Ainda Itna Taiz Riksha Mat Chalana.
	Sardar ka RADIO khrab ho gya Usne khol k dkha to andar 1 mra hua CHOHA mila Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSe se bola Ey Lo.chale GA kese? Sala singer hi mra pra hai

poetry sms of the day

	Uss main Baat He kuch Aisi thi FaraZ. . . Agar dil na Detey to Jaan chali Jati.
	itne KHUDDAR thay Hum k kabhi Ghar se na nikkle thay GHALIB... "Oss k Ek Zaoq-E-Deedar ne mujhe Awara Bana Dalla,,,
	Aaj uski mohabbat mein kuch kami dekhi, Chaand ki chandni mein bhi kuch nami dekhi, Udaas ho ke loat aaye hum apne ghar Uski mehfil jab gheron se jami dekhi.
	"Ishq-e-"MUSTAFA" jiske "seenay" main hy Wo jahan bhi rahy wo "MADINAY" main hy Or phoolon main bhi aisi khushbu kahan Jo mere "MUSTAFA" k paseenay ma hy.
	Dill ki duniya brbad hoi,ulfat k sitary toot gye... Hum jinki khatir jeaty thy afsos woh hum se rooth gye....
	Pholon ki mehak ko churaya nahi jata, Suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, Kitni bhi duriyan hon dosto main, Aap jaisy dost bhulay nahi jaty.
	Zaya Na Jayegi Mehnat NAMAZ Ki, Dono Jahaan Ki khair Hai Daulat NAMAZ Ki, Dil mey Basalo Dosto Hasrat NAMAZ Ki, Sajday mein jaakar Lootlo Rehmat NAMAZ Ki..