jokes sms of the day

	Techer: Dunya kay 1st insan ki nationalty kya thi? Pappu: Pakistani Woh kaise? Pappu: Us k pas na ghr tha, na aata, na bijili thi aur phir bhi wo zinda tha
	Wife: Tm raat ko sotay howe mjhe gaalia de rahe thay. Husband: Tmhe galat fehmi howi hy Wife:Kya galat fehmi howi hy Husband: Yehi k main so raha tha
	Aik sikh ne Dubai se apni maa ko apni picture bheji. Tasveer khenchte hoe ghadhy ki b foto aa gae. Sikh ne likha, Bebe foto peji ae, Ae khabby paasy main aan!..
	aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum kis din paida howay? Dosra pagal: itwar ko. Pahla pagal: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho itwar ko to chuti hoti ha.:-) )-( jokes
	Urdu & Punjabi k baad ab Faraz Hindi me Chintit hon main k is prem me kitni durghatna hai Faraz. Is chinta ki vivastha mein main to suargvasi ho chala.
	A bird was disturbing a sardar all the time, finally sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly.He took it to the top of a building and dropped it. jokes
	potta Dada sy:Dada me apni girl friend ko kya dun? Dada:wo dikhnay me kaisi he? potta:boht khoobsurat hai. Dada:to phir us ko mera number de do.
	Pathan Molana ko mar rha tha Kisi ne pucha isko Q mar rahe ho? Pathan:Ye khbees kehta hai tmam musalman Jannat k mazey lenge. JANNAT humara Biwi ka naam hai.
	1 Charsi Riksha mein Baithte hue bola: "Tower Chalo" Rikshe Wala:Tm Tower pe hi Khare Ho Charsi:Ye Lo 50 Rupay aur Ainda Itna Taiz Riksha Mat Chalana.
	Sardar ka RADIO khrab ho gya Usne khol k dkha to andar 1 mra hua CHOHA mila Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSe se bola Ey Lo.chale GA kese? Sala singer hi mra pra hai